I'm hopeful that someday we're gonna have a better planet. That someday people won't be afraid to really be themselves, you know?
I like this guy... but he wants me to change for him. And I want to be me. So I'm showing him how great I am without change!
Love yourself. You won't get anywhere if you don't.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Let's Discuss Peer Pressure with KiRa
Ah, the wonders of PowerPoint. I really love it. But that's not what I'm going to talk about today. Today we're discussing peer pressure.
The other day, I had this strange dream that Lulu was selling me weed. And it scared me a lot. Naturally, knowing her, she isn't really going to do that, but I'm sure someone else will! So that's why everyone should know that if a guy tries to rape you, you should punch him in their groin. And if a woman tries to sexually molest you, punch her nose, because noses hurt... you know?
Last night Lulu hit my nose... by accident, I think. But it hurt. So yes.
Bahaha. Why am I laughing? This isn't funny!
The other day, I had this strange dream that Lulu was selling me weed. And it scared me a lot. Naturally, knowing her, she isn't really going to do that, but I'm sure someone else will! So that's why everyone should know that if a guy tries to rape you, you should punch him in their groin. And if a woman tries to sexually molest you, punch her nose, because noses hurt... you know?
Last night Lulu hit my nose... by accident, I think. But it hurt. So yes.
Bahaha. Why am I laughing? This isn't funny!
Shout Out To Gays From Lulu
Hmmm....could you answer this? If the world had no gay people, were would Rainbows be? I mean....SERIOUSLY RAINBOWS ROCK BUT WHAT MAKES THEM EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL IS THAT THERE THE GAY SYMBOL. Yesh...i love you homosexuals.
A Normal Conversation.
KiRa: Whoa... we have a blog now!
Lulu: Psh noo we always had one in our hearts. But now its in cyberspace.
KiRa: I remember when my mom told me to never have a blog, because people could stalk me. Little does she know, I stalk people via Facebook. Mwahahaha.....
Lulu: Ohhhh i know....except i don't think my Pet Fish Trevor knows at all....hhhhmmmm.
KiRa: Have you fallen in love? I'm really hopeless. And a romantic. Yeah.
Lulu: Ok! Now its time for my famous psycho-analysis! DAN DAN DAN...So, have you ever had a dream where a cornflake raped Trevor?
KiRa: YOU'RE CHEATING ON JENNIFER! WITH DAN AND TREVOR! What the fuck? God, Lulu. You will break poor, innocent, unathletic Jennifer's heart, ok? It will SPLINTER!
Lulu: OH MY MERLIN'S BAGGY X-FRONTS! I AM NOT! Psh, the only way Jen is innocent is if I'm a teacup. JEN IS AWFUL. *sniff* *sniff*
KiRa: She loves It. Jennifer is an It. Anyway, I want a million dollars. Where's my fucking money?!
Lulu: I doooon't love It. I shall never love It. OK?
KiRa: WORLD PEACE! :D
Lulu: I won't eat peas, or carrots or fishfingers. But Lola, those are CHOREKIE!
KiRa: She's insane.
Lulu: Psh noo we always had one in our hearts. But now its in cyberspace.
KiRa: I remember when my mom told me to never have a blog, because people could stalk me. Little does she know, I stalk people via Facebook. Mwahahaha.....
Lulu: Ohhhh i know....except i don't think my Pet Fish Trevor knows at all....hhhhmmmm.
KiRa: Have you fallen in love? I'm really hopeless. And a romantic. Yeah.
Lulu: Ok! Now its time for my famous psycho-analysis! DAN DAN DAN...So, have you ever had a dream where a cornflake raped Trevor?
KiRa: YOU'RE CHEATING ON JENNIFER! WITH DAN AND TREVOR! What the fuck? God, Lulu. You will break poor, innocent, unathletic Jennifer's heart, ok? It will SPLINTER!
Lulu: OH MY MERLIN'S BAGGY X-FRONTS! I AM NOT! Psh, the only way Jen is innocent is if I'm a teacup. JEN IS AWFUL. *sniff* *sniff*
KiRa: She loves It. Jennifer is an It. Anyway, I want a million dollars. Where's my fucking money?!
Lulu: I doooon't love It. I shall never love It. OK?
KiRa: WORLD PEACE! :D
Lulu: I won't eat peas, or carrots or fishfingers. But Lola, those are CHOREKIE!
KiRa: She's insane.
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